50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.